Ironic Times

 NO. 203 "Expect the Ironic" AUGUST 2 - 8, 2004 

July 26
Aug 9
 
BUSH CAMPAIGNS TOUTING RESURGENT ECONOMY
Led by strong earnings from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.
WORLD NEWS
Al Jazeera Devotes 50% More
Broadcast Time to Conventions
Than U.S. Networks

Their audience hopes to learn which country we're going to invade next.
Canadian PM Vows to Reintroduce Bill Legalizing Possession of Marijuana
Purchase, sale, use would remain felonies.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Kerry Hits Campaign Trail
Visits "Bubble Boy" to plead for his vote.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Injured From Fall While Mountain Biking
Was attempting to pedal bike and read 9/11 commission report at same time.
Krispy Kreme Object of SEC Probe
But feds can't find police officer willing to serve subpoena.
 
REMINDER
  The Vietnam War lasted only eight
  years.
 
Many in Congress Cancel
Vacations to Meet on 9/11
Panel Recommendations

Local escort services “caught by surprise.”
Heavy Texas Rains Help
Bush Campaign

“We can use the mud,” says a spokesman.
 
POLITICS
Democrats Lean Rightward in
Effort to Widen Appeal

Kerry will “reconsider” integration; Edwards vows to “go after the little guy.”
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