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 NO. 621 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 6 - 12, 2012 

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MARS ATTACKED!
Invasion by technologically inferior civilization reportedly under way.
 
WORLD NEWS
Obama Authorizes Secret Support for Syrian Rebels
Please don't tell anyone.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Global Warming Skeptic Paid Millions by Kochs Publicly Reverses Position
After hiding his millions offshore.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Vertigo Replaces Citizen Kane as Top Movie of All Time
In new poll conducted by Hearst newspapers.
U. S. NEWS
Top Wall Street CEOs Contribute to Romney by 4-To-1 Margin Over Obama
Figure so disproportionate White House says it just might stop doing everything they say.
Independent Analysis of Romney Tax Plan Says it Favors Rich
Allows deductions for dancing horses, Cadillacs and car elevators.
 
REMINDER
  History is written by the winners, then rewritten by anonymous contributors to Wikipedia.
 
Poll: Romney Has 20-Point Advantage Among White Voters
“I just like the color of his skin,” says one.
 
POLITICS
Democrats to Put Support for Gay Marriage in Platform
Republicans to put support for gay conversion in theirs.
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