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 NO. 671 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 22 - 28, 2013 

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  DETROIT FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY
Only asset: Miguel Cabrera.
 
WORLD NEWS
Richest 300 People on Earth Have More Money Than Poorest 3 Billion
And yet, according to public records, they all live in a run-down strip mall on the island of Mauritius.
McDonald's to Open First
Restaurant in Vietnam in 40 Years

Henry Kissinger will cut the ribbon.
Spain's PM Won't Resign, Despite Evidence He Took Bribes
Says that's why he took job.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Japan: Vegetables Growing Again Near Damaged Fukushima Nuclear Plant
And they're very inexpensive.
U. S. NEWS
House Votes to Overturn Obamacare for 39th Time
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again.
NYC: Bloomberg Wants Signs Posted
Next to Elevators Promoting Stairs

Orders all escalators turned off.
 
REMINDER
  If you have nothing to hide, then you shouldn't object to a cavity search.
 
House Republicans Reject Proposal to Ban Gun Sales to People on FBI Terrorist Watch List
Call it a job killer.
 
POLITICS
Liz Cheney Announces Challenge
To GOP Incumbent in Wyoming
Senate Primary

Will be friendly, she insists, invites him to go hunting with her dad.
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