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 NO. 514 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 19 - 25, 2010 

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  TALIBAN TRAINING MONKEYS TO ATTACK U.S. FORCES IN
 
AFGHANISTAN
U.S. training monkeys to operate drones.
WORLD NEWS
Last Month Warmest June on Record
Humans, animals urged to drink plenty of fluids and stay out of the sun for as long as they're on this planet.
 
POLL
90% of Americans Trust Polls Most Of the Time, 10% All the Time
No other choices available.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Iowa Tea Party Billboard Links Obama to Hitler, Lenin
Hoping to attract both fascists and communists to their cause.
U. S. NEWS
Senate Approves Financial
Overhaul Bill

Promises to forever change the way crooks do business.
Investigation: BP Had History of Costly Blunders
Made up for it with history of expensive gifts.
 
REMINDER
  We're being monitored for training and quality purposes.
 
Court Strikes Down FCC
Indecency Policy

Calls it “vague and constitutionally flawed piece of shit.”
Oakland, CA Might Tax Pot
Sales to Save Cops' Jobs

Cops needed to bust pot smokers.
Gates: Pentagon Pre-Approval
Before Interviews Won’t Interfere
With Free Press

And by the way, you’re under arrest.
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