Ironic Times

 NO. 201 "Expect the Ironic" JULY 19 - 25, 2004

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July 26
WHITE HOUSE ANSWERS ITS CRITICS
Karl Rove (left) and Dick Cheney (right) offer their rebuttals.
 
WORLD NEWS
Army Suspects Elaborate Hoax in Iraq
Apparently troops were sent there to overthrow a government that posed no threat to the United States or its allies.
Red Cross Accuses U.S. of Holding Prisoners in Secret Detention
Demands to know what has become of Colin Powell.
 
MEDIA
TV Networks Announce Cutbacks on Political Convention Coverage
Will cover "Dallas Cheerleaders' Tribute to the Patriot Act" for the GOP, "Bill Clinton's Women of the White House" for the Dems.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Missing Church Mystery
Thieves take church, leave steeple.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Defends Plunging
World Into Chaos

It was “the right thing to do.”
Senate Rejects Anti-Gay Marriage Constitutional Amendment
Marriages collapse all over the country.
Four Republicans on Ethics
Committee Probing DeLay Got
Money from DeLay Funding
Group Being Investigated

Making them experts.
 
 
REMINDER
  The people in charge believe in
  Armageddon.
 
Martha Stewart Sentenced to
5 Months in Jail

But she could get time off for good taste.
American Workers Being Asked to Train Their Foreign Replacements
Foreign replacements being asked to train their robot replacements.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
States Turn to Schools to
Pay for Gambling

Slot machines in classrooms finance new casino construction.
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