Ironic Times

 NO. 216 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 1 - 7, 2004 

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BIN LADEN CRITICIZES BUSH FOR NOT ACTING QUICKLY ENOUGH ON 9/11
Also blasts decision to go to war in Iraq, tax cuts, prescription drug plan; praises call for constitutional ban on gay marriage.
 
ELECTION '04
Close Election Expected to Come
Down to Key Swing States
  Red: Safe Bush
Blue: Safe Kerry
Light Red: Leaning Bush
Light Blue: Leaning Kerry
Orange: Awaiting Instructions from Flying Saucers (Nevada, New Mexico)
Brown: Looking for Sign from God (Ohio)
Green: To Be Determined by One-Potato-Two-Potato (Iowa, Wisconsin)
Purple: Result To Be Decided by Fraud, Intimidation, Paid Mobs, Corrupt Officials (Florida)
U. S. NEWS
  Final Days: Bush, Kerry Offer Different Visions of Future
One with Bush, one without.
FBI Investigating Halliburton
Company wins no-bid contract to conduct probe.
Violent Crime in U.S. Down
3% Last Year

Violent crime by U.S. up 5000%.
 
REMINDER
   There's an excellent chance your
   vote will be counted.
 
Bush Offers New Reason for
Iraq War

“We had to stop the looting.”
Time Poll: Country Polarized
Half reads Time, half reads Newsweek.
Bush's Cousins Running
Anti-Bush Website

Bush campaign says they are entitled to their opinions, and will be shot.
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