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 NO. 575 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 19 - 25, 2011 

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QADDAFI WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN
“Not even I know my whereabouts,” he boasts.
 
WORLD NEWS
NGO Report: Twenty-One Countries Ranked Less Corrupt Than U.S.
Insiders say bribes went to wrong people, blackmail attempts backfired.
Germany Installs Street
Meters for Prostitutes

Also tries alternate side of the street pimping.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Unauthorized “Angry Birds” Theme Park Opens in China
Right near Dizneyland, Five Flags and Notts Berry Farm.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Reveals How Jobs
Bill Would Be Paid For

It could involve your buying one less yacht next year.
TSA to Drop Naked Body Scanners
In favor of vivid imaginations.
 
REMINDER
  Move all your profits offshore.
 
Republican Debate Audience
Unsympathetic to Dying
Uninsured Man Hypothesis

Even after Wolf Blitzer collapses on stage, gasping for air, begging for help, they're unmoved.
Bad News: U.S. Poverty Rate Soars
Good news: a few lucky Americans have attained unheard of wealth.
 
POLLS
Twelve Percent Approve of Congress
“I like what they're doing,” says one.
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