Ironic Times

 NO. 262 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 19 - 25, 2005 

Sept 12
Sept 26
 
BUSH POLL NUMBERS PLUNGE FOLLOWING KATRINA DISASTER
Americans losing faith in his ability to protect them.
WORLD NEWS
Bush, Annan Agree UN Reform
Needed, Differ on Specific Vision

Annan wants UN to end hunger, poverty, war, nuclear proliferation; Bush sees expanded gift shop.
Chile: Supreme Court Strips Pinochet's Immunity, Opens Way for Trial
Line of people waiting to testify against him stretches to Argentina.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Look-Alikes Gather to Honor 100th Anniversary of Einstein's Theory
But have trouble splitting $800 lunch bill thirty-seven ways.
U. S. NEWS
Roberts Compares Judges to
Baseball Umpires

“Justice is blind,” he explains.
Pentagon Drafts New Policy to Use Nuclear Weapons Preemptively
But only if there's “slam dunk” evidence hostile power has WMD.
 
REMINDER
   Somewhere in the world your exact
   double is googling you.
 
Bush Rejects Tax Hikes to Pay for
Katrina, Favors Spending Cuts

Proposes further cuts for FEMA, flood prevention programs.
New Pledge of Allegiance Proposed
Changes reflect changing times.
 
I pledge allegiance to the Chinese-made flag and to the Republicans for which it stands, one nation under a Christian God, hopelessly divided, with limited liberty and delayed justice for all.
 
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