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 NO. 366 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 17 - 23, 2007 

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PRESIDENT UNVEILS OUR NEW STRATEGY IN IRAQ
You may want to join him.
 
WORLD NEWS
With Approval Numbers Stuck At 30%, Japanese PM Shinzo Abe Steps Down
“No leader can govern with such low ratings,” he says.
Former Pakistani PM Returns, Is
Arrested, Deported to Saudi Arabia

His luggage ends up in Kuwait.
Study: Iraq War Has Increased
Terrorism 607%

Another good reason to invade Iran.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Dubai Skyscraper Now World's Tallest
Will house offices for former Bush Administration officials fleeing prosecution in 2009.
U. S. NEWS
Petraeus Reports Slow, Steady
Progress in Iraq

At this rate, in forty years things will be back to way they were before war.
Income Disparity Greatest in Nearly Eighty Years
That guy in the Mercedes makes 440 times more than you do.
 
REMINDER
  Enduring relationship is the new quagmire.
 
IRONIC TIMES EXCLUSIVE:
4-Step Plan to Bring Troops Home
 
  1. Americans turn against war.
  2. Apply pressure on Congress to cut off war funding.
  3. Elect president with secret plan to end war.
  4. Bomb Cambodia.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Chrysler Recalls 369,000 Vehicles for Brake Problems
Owners advised to approach dealership at slow speed, open door, put left foot on ground, push down hard.
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