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 NO. 471 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT 21 - 27, 2009 

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OBAMA SCRAPS BUSH MISSILE DEFENSE PLAN
Favors personal defense system (shown), still in development.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Sunnis Increasingly Desperate as Shiites Consolidate Power
U.S.: Republicans increasingly desperate as Democrats consolidate power.
Sarkozy Wants G-20 to Reject
“Cult of the Market”

Wall Street denies it's a cult, issues fatwa against Sarkozy.
Euro Farmers Dump Milk to
Protest Price Slump

No use crying over it.
 
CONGRATULATIONS
John Edwards, Newly Revealed Dad
Mother and nearly two-year-old daughter doing fine.
U. S. NEWS
Experts: Health Care Bill Too Long
Unless whittled down to 140 characters nobody will read it.
Good News: Net Worth of
U.S. Households Rose
$2 Trillion in 2nd Quarter

Bad news: they just shut off your electricity.
 
REMINDER
  If it's too good to be true, buy it before they spot the typo.
 
Pentagon Says Global Warming
Threat to U.S. Security

Will replace color-coded terror chart with climate threat thermometer.
Insane Killer Escapes on
Trip to County Fair

“We told him to stay with the group,” say authorities.
 
POLL
Report: Nearly Two-Thirds See
News Media as Untrustworthy

Don't trust polls either.
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