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 NO. 419 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 22 - 28, 2008 

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HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!
Bush magically comes up with one trillion dollars from somewhere.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan Troops Ordered to Fire on U.S. Troops Who Attack Across Border
U.S. troops ordered to attack across border if fired upon.
Russia to Help Cuba Build Space Center
Cuba hopes to put man on moon by 3008.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Guinness Trots Out Record Holders to Promote Latest Book
Shown: woman who speaks 133 languages with man who memorized pi to 240,000 places.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Administration Acknowledges Economy a “Mixed Picture”
Points to positive signs in panhandling sector.
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco
And Firearms Reports Losing
Dozens of Firearms

Alcohol blamed
 
REMINDER
  It's 10 PM: Do you know where your bank is?
 
Mississippi Fattest State,
Colorado Thinnest

Alaska dumbest.
FDA Considers Relaxing Rule on Engineered Animals for Consumption
Public could soon be eating centaur a la king.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Capitalism Collapses
“Didn't work,” says expert.
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