Ironic Times

 NO. 210 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 20 - 26, 2004 

Sept 13
Sept 27
 
TORNADO LEVELS BUSH RANCH
All that remains is the mailbox containing his tax refund check.
 
WORLD NEWS
Britain's Blair Rumored to Favor Kerry
Britain added to Axis of Evil.
 
U. S. NEWS
Florida Puts Nader on Ballot
Will drop Kerry to make room.
 
Bush Nominates Bement to Head National Science Foundation
Nominee (right) has been interim head of agency.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Border Patrol Reports Warnings Being Ignored
Families continue to cross into Canada to buy cheaper drugs.


On Nov. 2nd, we as Americans have a critical choice. If we make the wrong choice we'll almost certainly be attacked by hordes of devil-worshipping murderers who will blow up our cities, rape our women and slaughter our children. However, if we make the right choice we'll continue to live in a safe, secure country, with low taxes and a plentiful supply of cheap oil from our very own national parks.

It's simple: make the right choice - low taxes, cheap gas; make the wrong choice - torture and death at the hands of freedom-hating savages.

What will your choice be?

(Dick Cheney is the former CEO of Halliburton, an energy services company.)
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