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 NO. 576 “Expect the Ironic” SEP 26 - OCT 2, 2011 

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PUTIN THROWS HAT IN RING
He'll replace President Placeholder.
 
WORLD NEWS
Lenders Tell Greece: Shrink Public Sector
Auction off those crumbling temples.
Equipment Belonging to Pakistanís Intelligence Agency Used in Attack on U.S. Embassy in Kabul
And they want it returned.
China's Factory Output Drops for 3rd Straight Month
As Americans decide to wear last year's clothes, watch last year's TVs, use last year's computers.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Cruise Ship Loaded With Nudists Sinks in Dead Sea
There were no casualties.
U. S. NEWS
Armed Services Committee
Chairman: Cuts in Pentagon
Spending Would Mean Fewer
Would Want to Join Military

Which could lead us down slippery slope to peace.
Texas Prisons End Last Meal Requests
To save money, those about to be executed will be given Happy Meal.
 
REMINDER
  Don't force-feed the goose that lays the golden eggs.
 
DOJ Files Charges, Mounts Massive Case Against Online Poker Site
Drops plans to investigate those responsible for financial meltdown.
Justice Dept. Audit Reveals Purchases of $16 Muffins, $8 Cups of Coffee
There was no charge for sugar, cream.
 
POLITICS
Half of Those in Congress Are Millionaires
Other half will be.
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