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 NO. 558 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 23 - 29, 2011 

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WORLD DOES NOT END
No naked Christian babes float up into the sky, as had been hoped.
 
WORLD NEWS
Ex-IMF Chief Gets $1 Million Bail
For which he had to put up Greece.
Netanyahu Says Obama’s Call for Return to 1967 Borders Indefensible
Calls for return to 970 BC borders.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
  On Her First Visit to Ireland, Queen Turns Down Pint of Guinness
Prince Philip, on the other hand, had to be carried back to his hotel.
U. S. NEWS
Schwarzenegger Fathered
Child 10 Years Ago With
Long-Time Household Staffer

Secret kept until child began speaking with heavy Austrian accent.
 
REMINDER
  This is just an intellectual lull in human history.
 
Kentucky Approves Tax Breaks
For Noah’s Ark Theme Park

Denies aid for flood victims.
Obama Signs Plain Writing Act
Commencement thereof enacted by consensus heretofore inaccessible in consequence of unrelenting partisan antagonism.
 
POLL
For First Time, Majority Approves of Same-Sex Marriage
Does not approve of heterosexual marriage.
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