Ironic Times

 NO. 245 "Expect the Ironic" MAY 23 - 29, 2005 

May 16
May 30
 
FRIST INVOKES NUCLEAR OPTION
Capitol (shown) and surrounding area suffer greatest damage.
WORLD NEWS
Freedom, Prosperity on the
March in Iraq

Prostitution now legal.
Dissidents Allowed to Chant
“Down With Fidel” in Havana

Man with “Down With Big Oil” bumper-sticker barred from attending Bush rally in Ohio.
Kuwaiti Parliament Votes to Allow Women to Vote, Run for Office
Also, on special occasions, to be seen in public.
THE WAR
U.S. Outraged At Release of Saddam Photos
Bush demands formal apology from himself.
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
U.S. Defaults on Chinese Loans
Fort Knox relocates to Beijing.
U. S. NEWS
Congress May Limit Combat
Roles for Women

However, all tank crews will be required to have one along to ask for directions.
Federal Court Rules Certs Breath Mint, Not Candy Mint
Case could go to Supreme Court, where conservative majority may follow last year's decision in Less Filling v. Great Taste.
 
REMINDER
  The Dark Ages lasted only a
  thousand years.
 
Americans Not Spending Enough
Time Waiting on Line at DMV

New immigration law should fix that.
Experts: Housing Bubble
About to Burst

Homeless bubble in no danger.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Watching TV Makes
You Smarter

Congratulations, you're a genius.
 
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