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 NO. 506 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 24 - 30, 2010 

May 17
May 31
KIM JONG IL GOES TO CHINA, MEETS WITH HU JINTAO
Says he wants an IMAX, “or else.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Israeli War Game Assumes
Iran Has Nuke

Just for pretend.
Chavez to Seize Pepsi-Cola Warehouse
Cola Council calls it “act of war.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
13-Year-Old American Climbs Everest, Calls His Mom
Asks her to come pick him up.
U. S. NEWS
GAO: 16 Terrorists Passed Through Airport Security Between 2004-2008
All reported pleasant, uneventful flights.
Arizona Threatens LA with Power Cutoff
Demands proof Villaraigosa a U.S. citizen.
 
REMINDER
  Avoidable catastrophic accidents happen.
 
Texas School Board Adopts New Curriculum
Students can finally learn about our Founding Fathers, Newt Gingrich and Phil Gramm.
Kentucky Senate Candidate
Rand Paul Confusing Voters

He'd legalize pot but allow sellers to discriminate against buyers.
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