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 NO. 416 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 1 - 7, 2008 

Aug 25
Sept 8
  McCAIN CHOOSES BRITNEY SPEARS LOOK-ALIKE
 
 
“No way,” says Spears (left); “Way,” says Palin (right).
 
WORLD NEWS
Israel Prepared to Strike Iran
Waiting for Ahmadinejad to call Ohlmert an “upstart.”
Kosovo, South Ossetia,
Kurdistan in Talks

Discuss forming Alliance of Breakaway Republics.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Spain: Smaller Turnout for Annual Tomato Fight
E. coli fears scare off many.
U. S. NEWS
Economy Grew in 2nd Quarter
Led by oil companies, bankruptcy lawyers and suicide hotline providers.
27% of U.S. Spy Work Outsourced
According to top secret report from Blackwater.
 
REMINDER
  School is open, you can drive carefully again.
 
College Presidents: Lower
Drinking Age to 18

Raise NBA draft age to 21.
World's First Terrorism Museum Opens
Terrorists admitted for half price.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Dead Sea Scrolls Being
Digitized, Put Online

Where you can easily search for sexy passages.
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