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 NO. 415 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 25 - 31, 2008 

Aug 18
Sept 1
 
BIDEN PROMISES TO BE GREAT CAMPAIGNER
In rambling, plagiarized discourse, still ongoing at press time.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran to Launch Humans Into
Space in 10 Years

Will build mosque on moon by 2025.
World Has 10 Million Millionaires Worth $51 Trillion
And 5.99 billion poor slobs fighting over what's left.
 
ELECTION '08
McCain Narrows Veep Choices to Eight
Not all of them well known.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Terrorism Database
Fraught With Errors

DHS asks all terrorists to re-register.
Economy Rebounds on Sudden
Spike in Existing Home Sales

Mostly by the McCains.
 
REMINDER
  Not every turning of the Constitution on its head is a crime.
 
White House Says it's Missing 225 Days of E-Mail
More, if they keep deleting.
FDA Approves Irradiated Foods
Claims they're easier to see at night.
 
WEATHER
Bad News: More Hurricanes Forecast
Good news: National Hurricane Center hiring again.
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