Ironic Times

 NO. 312 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 4 - 10, 2006 

Aug 28
Sept 11
NEW ORLEANS MAKING GREAT PROGRESS, SAYS BUSH
Shown: President Bush (obscured by debris) addresses civic leaders.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush Warns Iran
Threatens it with undermanned invasion, inept occupation, incompetent reconstruction.
Support Grows for Dividing Afghanistan Into 3 Regions
One each for Taliban, warlords, opium farmers.
U.S. Military Puts Out $20 Million Contract for Positive News From Iraq
Having already shelled out $200 billion for negative news.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
China Drops Mao From School Textbooks
Replaces him with Yao.
U. S. NEWS
Rumsfeld Likens Bush Critics
To Fascist Appeasers

Two hundred million Americans object to comparison.
Polygamist on FBI's Most
Wanted List Captured

Reputed to have 72 wives, he begged to be arrested.
 
 
REMINDER
  Drive carefully, there are 46.6 million uninsured.
 
Bush: Iraq War Part of Larger Fight
Called midterm elections.
Montana's Sen. Burns: Terrorists “Drive Taxi Cabs In the Daytime and Kill at Night”
Left: large terrorist gathering at unknown location.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Zero Sum: Blue States Pass Laws to Cut Greenhouse Gas Emissions
Polluting industries move to red states.
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