Ironic Times

 NO. 207 "Expect the Ironic" AUG 30 - SEPT 5, 2004 

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Sept 6
 
EDWARDS LEADS AMONG HOOTERS WAITRESSES
Cheney leads among Hooters customers.
WORLD NEWS
Bush Reelection Ad Touts Flowering of Democracies Throughout the World
Makes no mention of Venezuela.
Sex Discrimination Suit Filed
Against Prince Charles

He's against it, according to complaint.
 
ELECTION '04
Kerry Still Has Piece of Shrapnel
In Leg From Vietnam

Bush still has piece of swizzle stick in leg from barroom mishap.
Maze Added to Presidential Debates
Each candidate will be given thirty minutes to find an exit strategy.
 
U. S. NEWS
Greenspan Warns of Crisis When Baby Boomers Don't Get Promised Social Security Benefits
Predicts hideous, sustained temper tantrum.
Cheney Backs Gay Marriage
But only for those making over $200,000 a year.
Report: Government Classifying
More and More Information
As Secret

How much is also a secret.
 
REMINDER
   We're all part of a control group.
 
Condoleezza Rice Urges
"Patience" in Iraq

“The Roman Empire wasn't built in a day,” she says.
Bush Reschedules Release of
Poverty, Health Care Stats
To Coincide With Congress,
Media Vacation Time

To prevent unnecessary worry.
 
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