Ironic Times

 NO. 103 "Expect the Ironic" SEPTEMBER 2 - 8, 2002 

Aug 26
Sept 9
 
BUSH CONCLUDES "WORKING VACATION"
Spent primarily on fundraising, photo ops.
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan's Musharraf Declares
Himself Democratically Elected
President-For-Life

U.S. hints it would prefer a four-year dictatorship with sham elections.
This Earth Summit Will be the Last
"Too depressing," say participants.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Polling: Views on Economy Mixed
Most think it's headed "into the toilet," others "off a cliff."
 
U. S. NEWS
Cheney: We Must Invade Iraq Soon
Before Saddam allows inspectors in.
One of 32 Americans in Jail
Or on Probation

Other 31 are suspects.
 

I have been asked by so many people, both inside and outside of government -- journalists, politicians, ambassadors, lawyers, doctors, friends, family, acquaintances, Democrats and Republicans alike -- just exactly where I stand on the complex and vexing question of whether or not the United States, with all its military resources and vast reach overseas, should go it alone, go against a rising tide of doubt and criticism at home and abroad, and mount a unilateral invasion of Iraq. And I always give them exactly the same answer, without hardly having to change a single word. And that answer is:

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