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 NO. 364 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 3 - 9, 2007 

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BC:   Hi.  I'm Former President Bill Clinton.
GHWB:   And I'm Former President George Herbert Walker Bush.
BC:   We've joined forces to address one of the critical issues of our time.
GHWB:   A matter of great importance to this generation and all future generations.
BC:   And, honestly, we need your help.
GHWB:   We need your help preventing a very grave catastrophe.
BC:   We need your help stopping the criminals running this country...
GHWB:   ...FROM BOMBING IRAN!
BC:   That's right, George. Please help us. This is very important.
GHWB:   Thanks.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Moves to Ease Subprime Crisis
Would allow public to print money on home computers.
White House Director of Resignations Resigns
No replacement has been named, says outgoing Director of Appointments.
GAO Report: Iraqi Government Has
Met Only 3 of 18 Benchmarks

They are:
 
  4.   Establish a web site.
  9.   Meet occasionally.
  15.   Take a nice, long vacation
 
 
REMINDER
  Everyone has a gun except you.
 
WORLD NEWS
Good News: North Korea to Get
Rid of All Its Nukes by End of Year

Bad news: and give them to Iran.
Russia Plans to Put Man on Moon
And leave him there.
Iraq: U.S. Recruiting Some Insurgents
“We're Looking for a Few Bad Men” campaign getting results.
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