 TRUMP BLAMES
DEMS' HARSH RHETORIC FOR
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
“They called me weird,” he
complains. |
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Microsoft: Russian Trolls
Support Trump, Iranian
Hackers Support Harris
“We're still undecided,” says Syria. |
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DOJ: Russia Financing
Right-Wing Influencers
Meanwhile, Zelensky can only afford to
send jokes to late-night hosts. |
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 Chinese Zoo
Paints Dogs to Look Like Pandas
Signs warn visitors: “Saying
they are dogs is a state offense,
punishable by fine, imprisonment,
re-education." |
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Harris Tells Oprah She'd Shoot
an Intruder in Her Home
But not with an assault rifle. |
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Walz Debate Prep: Buttigieg
Serves as Vance Stand-In
To prepare, he grows a beard, reads
up on childless cat ladies. |
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| REMINDER |
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Vote for the candidate who
doesn't spout batshit crazy
conspiracy theories. |
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Trump Plans Mass
Deportation Camps
Trains will bring boxcars filled with
“undesirables” directly to them. |
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 Report: Musk
on Track to Become World's First Trillionaire
“I'm comfortable,” he acknowledges. |
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