 McCONNELL REJECTS
CALL TO LET NEXT PRESIDENT
MAKE COURT PICK
“Because two wrongs don't
make a right,” he explains. |
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Russia Declares Venus
“A Russian Planet”
Also claims planet Mongo, installs
Ming the Merciless as its leader. |
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33,965 Americans Have Moved to
Canada Due to Trump's Election
A few Canadians have moved here, mostly
Trump impersonators. |
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 Planes, Soldiers
in Trump Ad Actually Stock
Images of Russians
“We know," says campaign spokesman. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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AG Barr Compares Stay-At
Home Orders to Slavery
Watching hour after hour of Netflix
akin to being whipped. |
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Report: Military Ordered
Heat Ray Weapon to Use
Before Trump Photo Op
Decided aginst using it when told
they'd be melting mostly peaceful
protesters. |
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In the land of the masked, the one
idiot not wearing a mask is king. |
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Angered by His Testimony on
Russian Election Interference,
Trump Mulls Replacing FBI
Director Wray
With Sergey Lavrov. |
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 Trump Says
He'll Be on “Fox & Friends”
Every Week
Rather than every other week. |
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