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TRUMP TO SKIP UN CLIMATE SUMMIT
“I saw the weather report,” he says. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea Happy to See
Bolton Go, Once Called Him “Defective Human Product”
Kim urges Trump to throw him in his wood chipper. |
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Trump Administration Says
Migrants Passing Through
El Salvador Must Seek Asylum
There Before Asking U.S.
Either that or “bring him the broomstick
of the Wicked Witch of the West.” |
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POLITICS |
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Just 2 in 5 Americans Can
Name Their Representative
In Congress
But they all plan to vote for his or her
reelection. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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EPA Scales Back Water
Protections
Public advised not to use water,
keep it well away from children. |
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Three Mile Island, Site of 1979
Nuclear Meltdown, Shuts
Down for Good
Site to be re-purposed for low-income
housing after ten thousand years. |
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REMINDER |
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Whistleblow while you work. |
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Far Fewer Than Expected Show
Up for “Storm Area 51” Event
And no one who was there can remember anything. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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KFC Offering
Fried Chicken on Glazed Doughnut,
But for Limited Time Only
Offer expires when you do. |
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