CHENEY
MEETS WITH QUEEN ELIZABETH
She declines his invitation to go
hunting. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Baghdad Got 6.5 Hours of
Electricity
Per Day for Last Week in March
Enough to watch American Idol, Dancing
With the Stars, Wife Swap. |
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Chavez Threatens to
Nationalize Banks
After being socked with $35 late fee. |
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State Dept. Praises Sudan as
“Strong Partner” in War on
Terror
Putting Darfur aside for a moment. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Noah's Ark
Completed
Boarding will be
alphabetical, starting
with aardvarks. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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State Dept. Report: Worldwide
Terrorist Attacks Up 25% in 2006
White House: State Dept. emboldens our
enemies. |
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Blacks, Hispanics
“Equally Likely”
To Be Pulled Over
Study finds whites “never”
pulled over. |
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| REMINDER |
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Move to higher ground. |
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Various Federal Contractors
Owe
$7.7 Billion In Unpaid Taxes
On $80 billion in no-bid contracts. |
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White House Hints at
Compromise
On Hate Crime Bill
Will agree that Americans hate crime. |
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Virginia Closes Loophole That
Allowed Cho to Buy Guns
Anti-Korean Immigrant Loner With Violent
Fantasies Act will prevent any future
Korean immigrant loners with violent
fantasies from purchasing firearms in
state. |
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