| TECHNOLOGY |
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Flying Car Makes First Flight
With Passenger
“I only called Uber to go to 7-Eleven,
but then we couldn't land because
the parking lot was full — the
driver had to divert us to
Wienerschnitzel.” |
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| LAW |
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FBI: Americans Over 60 Lost
$3.4 Billion to Scams in 2023
One-third to scammers posing as
grandchildren, the rest to grandchildren
gone wrong. |
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| FACTOID |
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96% of All Books Published
Sell Less Than 1,000 Copies
Usually just one, purchased by the author. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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FBI: Significant Drop in
Serious Crime in Major American Cities
Many families forced to choose
between bullets and butter. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What percentage of Republicans
believe it would be a good idea
to let Donald Trump be a
dictator for the first day of
his second term? |
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A ) |
12% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
75% |
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| Hint: really, what could he do
in one day? |
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| ELECTION 2024 |
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Trump Won't Rule Out
Violence if He Loses
“Depends on my mood,” he adds. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New AI Humanoid
Robot Cooks, Cleans “Faster Than Man”
Already in talks with Food Network. |
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