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REPUBLICANS CELEBRATE
IN ROSE GARDEN
Meanwhile, tens of thousands begin
preparing their last will and testament. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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North Korea Claims CIA Plotting
to Kill Kim Jong Un
With a poisoned comb. |
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Prince Philip to Retire
He'll be missed, says the Queen. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Thirteen Men
Working on Senate's Revised Health Plan
One thing they agree on: Viagra will be covered. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump: I'm a Nationalist
and a Globalist I'm Both
I'm whoever I talked to last. |
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ISIS Urges Terrorists to Take
Advantage of Gun Shows in U.S.
Where No Background Checks
Required to Purchase
Automatic Weapons
Also: join, support the NRA. |
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Study: Trump Subject of More
Late Night Jokes Than Any
Other President
Since James Polk. |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask your doctor if healthcare
is right for you. |
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| POLITICS |
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France: Macron Defeats Le Pen
French voters prefer Harold and Maude to Cruella de Vil. |
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