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SWINE
FLU HYSTERIA GRIPS NATION
Documents prove
President George W. Bush
committed war crimes. |
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Pakistan's
President: Bin Laden
Could Be Dead
Says he “hasn't
called in weeks.” |
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Afghanistan: U.S. Troops
Hope to Eradicate Poppy Crop
And convince farmers to grow arugula. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Congressman
Compares BCS to Communism
Asks officials, “Are you now
or have you ever been a member of
the Big Ten?” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Consumer Confidence Soars
Now that bankrupt automakers promise to take
over their car payments if they lose
their jobs. |
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Republicans: No Reason to
Probe Bush Administration Use of Torture
There was no oral sex involved. |
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| REMINDER |
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Less
unhappy days are here
again. |
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Gates: Detainees May Be
Housed Here, Solving One Problem
In foreclosed homes, solving another. |
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Supreme Court Sides With FCC
on Broadcast of “Fleeting
Expletives”
Writing for majority, Scalia calls minority opinion
“bullshit.” |
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Cheney Wants Interrogation
Tapes Released
Specifically, the ones detroyed on his
orders. |
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