 BIDEN DELIVERS
FIERY STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
Republicans deride him for his energy,
warn he could “get too much done”
in another four years. |
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Sweden Officially Joins NATO
Formerly neutral country now eligible
for discounts on hats, mugs, t-shirts and
a variety of NATO-branded items. |
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Report: Young Europeans
Embracing Far Right
Trading in turtlenecks for brown shirts,
Birkenstocks for jackboots. |
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Study: Obesity Now Greater Risk
to Global Health Than Hunger
Suggests distributing Ozempic at food banks. |
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Report: China, Russia Developing
Advanced AI Weapons
Experts believe next war will be fought
by gamers from their parents' basement. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Haley Withdraws From Race
To spend more time at Mar-a-Lago. |
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Pentagon Report: No Evidence
of UFOs, Alien Visits, Coverup
“One guy was pretty convincing, and
then we saw him on Penn and Teller.” |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask not what you can do
for your country, ask what you
can do for a lying, cheating
sociopathic rapist. |
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Texas Judge Says Federal Agency
Helping Minority-Owned
Businesses Must Help Everyone
And, to compensate, orders agency
to start favoring white businesses. |
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| POLITICS |
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Hitler-Quoting Candidate Wins
North Carolina Republican
Gubernatorial Primary
Campaign says he'll stop crediting
Hitler in general election. |
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