ALASKA: GLOBAL WARMING
FORCES CHANGES TO IDITAROD
Mostly for the better. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Russia: Two Men Arrested for
Assassination of Putin Rival
Described by state-run media as
“lone wolves.” |
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Boko Haram Joins ISIS
Will change its stationery. |
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Richest 203 Politically Connected
Chinese Worth $460 Billion
Imagine two hundred Koch brothers. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Artist Reveals:
Official Clinton Portrait Contains Hidden
Monica Lewinsky Reference
“If you look at it in a certain light he's
wearing a beret, smoking a cigar and
his fly is open.” |
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U. S. NEWS |
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John McCain, Lindsey Graham
Never Use Email
Pay way too much for meds and wear
overpriced Rolexes. |
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States Rush to Enact Laws
Allowing Businesses to
Refuse Service to Gays
Most modeled on similar laws
in Uganda. |
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REMINDER |
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The best things in life are free, pending
the Supreme Court's decision. |
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Report: Some States Using Toxic
Wastewater to De-Ice Slick Roads
Feel benefit of savings outweighs
drawback of generations of mutants. |
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POLITICS |
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Scott Walker, Bolstering His
Foreign Policy Credentials,
Visits10 Downing Street
After mistakenly going to 221B Baker Street. |
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