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 NO. 1171 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 13 - 19, 2023 

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YELLEN REASSURES DEPOSITORS AFTER COLLAPSE OF SILICON VALLEY BANK
“There will be no jumping out of windows on my watch.”
 
WORLD NEWS
China: National People's
Congress Reelects Xi by
Vote of 2,952 to 0

With no abstentions.
France Erupts in Violence
Over Retirement Age

Government wants it raised to 35.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Biden Dumps Trump Design
For Air Force One

Bedroom with mirror on ceiling among “numerous” objectionable features.
U. S. NEWS
Another Push in Congress for
Year-Round Daylight Saving Time

Or at least open Congress one hour later.
Experts: Trump Could Still Be
Elected if Indicted or Convicted

Unsure if he could still be elected if executed.
 
REMINDER
  Don't spend more than thirty percent of your gross income on your cardboard box.
 
Arkansas Rolls Back Labor Protections for Children Under 16
After complaints from sweatshops.
Oscars Drop Red Carpet
After 62 Years

#CarpetSoRed campaign hails move.
 
POLITICS
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for “National Divorce”
Although it's unlikely she'll be granted visitation rights.
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