| TECHNOLOGY |
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OpenAI's Sora Can Translate
Any Text Into Stunningly Realistic Video
Brilliant breakthrough eliminates everybody
involved in the making of a movie —
except the writer, who's actually a
different OpenAI product. |
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Apple Shuts Down Self- Driving
Car Project
Will replace it with iCar app for
smart cars. |
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| LAW |
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Trump Spent $55 Millon of
Supporters' Donations on
His Legal Fees Last Year
Note: many of them received mugs,
t-shirts. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Huge Helium Deposit
Discovered in Minnesota
Announcement met with uncontrolled
giggling. |
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| EDUCATION |
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SAT Goes Digital
Adds sound effects. |
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Texas: Black Student Suspended
Over His Hairstyle
Not his gun, which he carries openly. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Russia incarcerates 300 out
of every 100,000 people. How
many is it in the United States? |
| A ) | 10 out of every 100,000 people. |
| B ) | 15 out of every 100,000 people. |
| C ) | 20 out of every 100,000 people |
| D ) | 531 out of every 100,000 people. |
| Hint: there are no for-profit prisons in Russia. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Trump Supporters Circulate
AI-Generated Pictures of
Him With Black People
Reportedly, AI-generated black people
felt uncomfortable posing with him. |
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