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 NO. 1070 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 5 - 11, 2021 

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BIDEN ANNOUNCES MASSIVE
$2.25 TRILLION INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN
Provides millions of jobs to those who know what infrastructure means.
 
WORLD NEWS
NASA: Earth Free of Asteroid
Risk for Next 100 Years

If things go south we'll only have ourselves to blame.
Mexico to Legalize Marijuana
Newcastle to legalize coal.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Study: People Living 100,000 Years Ago Spent Time Collecting Crystals
Little did our primitive ancestors imagine that 100,000 years later these very same crystals would be used for healing and fortune telling.
U. S. NEWS
McConnell Urges “All Republican Men” to Get Vaccinated
“If we're ever going to take back the Senate,” he adds.
Jobs Outlook Improves
As more and more insurrectionists return to work.
 
REMINDER
  Democracy dies in darkness, but it's good for mushrooms.
 
Thanks to Conservation Efforts, Number of Bald Eagles Has Quadrupled
Enough to consider putting them back on the menu.
 
POLITICS
  Trump Launches Official Website Touting “Magnificent Legacy”
If you look carefully you can find ways to give him money.
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