TEA PARTIERS
CALL FOR GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
But keep sending them their Social
Security checks. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Chinese Activist Gets 10
Years for Libeling Leadership as
Autocratic
Proving his point. |
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Saudi Arabia Keeps Ban
On Women Voting
But they can still cook, clean, provide
sex. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Company's
Selling Space in Doomsday Bunker
That Will House 950
Designed to withstand fifty
megatons of public ridicule. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Economy Added 216,000 Jobs in March
Analysis: number of bartenders hired more
than offset number of school teachers fired. |
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Nixon Library Offers New,
Less Defensive Watergate Exhibit
Now refers to it as first-rate burglary. |
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| REMINDER |
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If they
outlaw collective
bargaining, only outlaws
will bargain
collectively. |
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Conservatives: Get Rid of
Workers' Comp
Replace it with employers' comp. |
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Letters: Al Qaeda's Planted
160 Remote-Controlled Nuclear
Bombs in U.S.
FBI fears people responsible for sending
letters plan prolonged, painful campaign
to promote a movie. |
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