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CALIFORNIA IMPOSES STRICT WATER RESTRICTIONS |
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Bans squirt guns, wet t-shirt contests, ice bucket challenge. |
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Uzbekistan's Leader Running
Against 3 Candidates Who
Support Him in His Relection Bid
Gives new meaning to “loyal opposition.” |
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 Iraqi Rambo
Emerges in Fight Against ISIS
Hope surges for three-picture deal with
major studio. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Lucille Ball's
Hometown Divided on New Statue
Some think it's “frightening beyond belief,”
others say “nightmarish.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Meet With Their
Counterparts in Iran
Hope to avert nuclear deal. |
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Indiana Revises Religious Freedom
Restoration Act So It Doesn’t Discriminate Against
Gays
That leaves blacks, Jews, women, Asians, Hispanics,
dwarfs, redheads and plenty of others to discriminate
against. |
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| REMINDER |
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The Taliban is nicer than Al Qaeda,
Al Qaeda is nicer than ISIS, ISIS is nicer than Boko
Haram, and Boko Haram is nicer than Al-Shabab. |
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Leaked TSA Docs: Telltale Signs of
Terrorist Include Blinking, Sweating,
Excessive Yawning
And complaining about legroom. |
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Report: Thousands of Oklahoma
Earthquakes Caused by Fracking
Oil industry says they're caused by “loud
frat parties.” |
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