TRUMP AT BORDER
DECLARES THERE'S “NO MORE ROOM”
Detention cages stuffed to capacity. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Brazil May Revise Textbooks to
Describe Brutal 1964 Military
Coup as “Institutional Shift”
And razing rainforests as “Open Space Initiative.” |
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Mexican President Lopez-Obrador
Suggests King of Spain, Pope
Francis Apologize for Conquest
of Mexico, Abuses Inflicted on
Indigenous Peoples
And he wants that apology like yesterday. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Kim Jong Un Impersonator
Says He Was Kicked Out of
Hanoi During Last Summit
Says he spoke for two hours with Trump
before they caught on. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Report: 14 Top Donors to
Trump Inaugural Got
Ambassadorships
Fourteen lowest donors got ambassadorships
to shithole countries. |
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Trump Backs Off Threat of
Closing Border
But still hates John McCain. |
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REMINDER |
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Mad dogs and Englishmen voted for Brexit. |
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Administration: Could Take 2 Years to
Identify Thousands of Separated
Immigrant Families
Or two weeks if we gave a damn. |
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New York City Approves
Congestion Pricing
The closer you get to where you want to
go the more it'll cost you. |
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POLITICS |
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Scientists: Too Many Dem
Candidates for Voters to Process
To some they're simply “old man,”
“woman,” “black guy,”
“gay guy,” but that's about it. |
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