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SARDUCCI
NAMED POPE
Promises to make
Catholicism more
“user-friendly.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq's National Assembly
Dissolves in Disarray
Sunnis threaten filibuster over
appointments, Shiites threaten
“nuclear option” to stop them. |
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India Not Happy With Bush
Sale of F-16s To Pakistan
May shut down all tech support for U.S. |
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| ARCHITECTURE |
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New York City Approves
$1.7 Billion White Elephant
For West Side of Manhattan
Rejects $1.5 billion eyesore, $1.4
billion monstrosity. |
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Cheney,
Scalia Go Hunting Again
Each bags the limit. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: American Intelligence
on WMD “Dead Wrong”
Concludes “only an idiot” could
have believed it. |
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Wolfowitz, Like McNamara
Before Him, Named President of World Bank
Position traditionally goes to evil
mastermind behind disastrous war. |
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REMINDER
Never trust anyone code-named
Curveball. |
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Since 2001 More Than 75%
Increase in Gov't Information
Classified as “Secret”
How much more is secret. |
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Angry Mobs of Gun-Toting
Vigilantes Mass at Mexican Border
Hope to keep undesirables from entering. |
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High Court Ruling Makes
It Easier To Bring Age
Discrimination Suits
In majority opinion, 84-year-old Justice
Stevens concludes, “young
whippersnappers should hire more old
fogies.” |
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