BRITISH TABLOID
SHOWS QUEEN AS GIRL IN NAZI SALUTE
Practicing, just in case. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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India, Pakistan to Join China,
Russia in Security Group
Group tasked with monitoring rogue
states, like U.S., Britain. |
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North Korea Election Reports
99.97% Participation
Some argue extended prison terms, death
sentences for not voting would boost turnout
here, too. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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First Highway
Exclusively for Self-Driving Vehicles
Opens in California
So far it's a big disappointment for
roadside businesses. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Forecasters Predict Strong Economy
for 2016 Presidential Election
As millionaires spend billions to be President. |
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Obama Commutes Sentences
Of 46 Drug Offenders
And their old ladies. |
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REMINDER |
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Gay corporations can now marry each
other in all fifty states. |
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Texas Under Martial Law
As Jade Helm 15 Begins
Conservatives rounded up, sent
to reeducation camps. |
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Department of Transportation
Hiring Experts to Repair
Crumbling Infrastructure
Highest priority: engineers who
built El Chapo's escape tunnel. |
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New Evidence
Clears Ethel Rosenberg
Hurry, call the Governor. |
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