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| UN
WORKING GROUP TO MERCENARIES: |
 YOU NEED TO BE
REGULATED
Mercenaries to
UN: by you and what army? |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Former Chinese President
Jiang
Zemin Rested at Home During
Recent Rumors of His Death
Now extremely well-rested, stiff as a
board. |
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Leaked Red Cross Report:
Torture to Extract Confessions
Continues in Iraq at Camp Honor
Extrajudicial executions continue at Camp
Justice. |
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Moody’s Cuts Irish Bonds
to Junk
Government extends last call two hours. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 CARMAGEDDON
STRIKES LA
Dozens are
inconvenienced, several
merchants close early, family
postpones trip to Sea World. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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DOJ Won't Prosecute Those
Responsible for Financial
Meltdown, Torture
May attempt second trial of Roger
Clemens. |
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Panetta: We're Close to
Defeating Al Qaeda
Just waiting for Ayman al-Zawahiri to
return signed copies of articles of
surrender. |
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| REMINDER |
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The
war in Afghanistan costs
only two billion dollars
a week. |
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Revealed: Sophisticated Attack
Made on Thousands of Sensitive
Military Files
Thousands of sensitive military files
that were placed on computer network
rather than in file cabinet. |
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| POLITICS |
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Some GOP Presidential
Hopefuls Sign Pledge Including Statement
Blacks Better Off During Civil War
And Jews better off during Spanish
Inquisition. |
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