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| NO. 149 |
"Expect
the Ironic" |
JULY 21 - 27,
2003 |
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 WHAT, ME
WORRY?
Bush Gets Some
Needed Support
President welcomes old
friend and adviser
Alfred E. Neuman (left)
to White House for a
highly visible photo op. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq Problems a Learning
Experience for U.S.
Post-war planning for next conquest will
be
better, with more coordination between
State and Defense departments. |
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| POLITICS |
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The GOP is off to a terrific
start raising money for Bush's
reelection, thanks to an aggressive
fundraiser reward system: |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: WMD Intelligence
"Darn Good"
Unemployment "darn low,"
medical costs "darn
affordable." |
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Tech Jobs Migrating to India,
Other Low-Wage Countries
But new jobs opening up in U.S. for
textile workers, child prostitutes. |
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REMINDER
The meanies justify
the ends. |
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White House: Saddam Really
Wanted Yellowcake
For his birthday, with a scoop of ice
cream. |
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Lobbyists Arrive in Washington with
Expertise, Information, Advocacy
Also bring cash, gifts, sex. |
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Category |
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Amount
Raised |
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Reward
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Pioneer |
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$100,000 |
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Breakfast
with Condi |
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Ranger |
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$200,000 |
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Lunch
with Karl |
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Hummer
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$250,000 |
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Evening
of liar's poker with Dick and Don |
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Vulture
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$300,000 |
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Night
of eavesdropping with Ashcroft |
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Buccaneer
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$500,000 |
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All
night pub crawl with Jenna |
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