 POLLS: TRUMP
LEADS GOP FIELD
But trails all sane people. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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China's Stock Market on
Verge of Crashing
Experts predict tens of millions will jump
out of windows. |
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Europe Threatens Greece
With unending calls from debt collection
agencies. |
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Experts Recommend Austerity
To Lift Puerto Rico From Brink
Of Insolvency
Because it has worked so well in Greece. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Bad News:
Decades-Old
F-16 Outduels $400 Billion
F-35
in Simulated Dogfight
Good news: we've still got a few working F-16s. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Hackers Got Info From 21.5
Million, Including Social
Security Numbers, Fingerprints
And name of your first dog. |
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Computer Glitches Cause
Outages at NYSE, United
Airlines, Wall Street Journal
Everyone got by using an abacus,
fashioning homemade wings, reading
their tea leaves. |
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| REMINDER |
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Be nice to the person training you
to replace them, you might end up training them to
replace you. |
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Unearthed Memo Reveals
ExxonMobil Learned About
Climate Change in 1981
Not, as they claim, last Thursday. |
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| POLITICS |
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Jeb Bush: “People Need to
Work Longer Hours”
Unless they don't have to work. |
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Rand Paul First Candidate to
Court Pot Donors
Hopes to build winning coalition of
potheads, gun owners, xenophobes,
tax evaders. |
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