| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Mysterious
Space Plane Takes Off on Another
Secretive Mission
Sources suggest it will orbit Earth
measuring public's incredulity that it's
not a spy mission. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Pakistan Company
Churning Out Fake Diplomas
From Fake Universities
Fortunately, they've proven no more effective
than real diplomas from accredited universities. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Online Sensation
“Human Barbie” Admits Photoshopping
Some Images
“Human Ken” (not shown) says he would
never do such a thing. |
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| If “100% organic” means
the food is 100% organic, what does “organic” mean? |
| A ) | Healthy |
| B ) | Probably
good for you |
| C ) | Contains
some organic stuff |
| D ) | 95% organic |
| Hint: the other 5% may include
pesticides, bulking agents, food coloring, green slime and
various poisons |
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| The Mexican army is: |
| A ) | One of many
organized armed groups in Mexico |
| B ) | Armed, but
not particularly dangerous |
| C ) | A social club |
| C ) | A national
bird-watching group that tries hard to avoid trouble |
| Hint: recently there have been some
exciting sightings of Red-breasted Sapsuckers in Chiapas. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Makes Extra Point
Attempts More Difficult
But not so difficult you won't ignore it and go buy
something at the concession stand. |
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