| NATIONAL SPELLING BEE
CHAMPIONSHIP SHARED BY
VANYA SHIVASHANKAR AND
GOKUL VENKATACHALAM |
 Who won for corrrectly
spelling their own names. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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 China: Artist
Going to Prison for Posting Funny
Picture of President
In China it's a crime to not realize that
posting a funny picture of the president
is a crime. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Turkmenistan's
President Commissions, Dedicates Huge
Heroic Monument of Himself
“I'm humbled,” he says. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Pentagon Accidentally Ships
Anthrax to Eleven States
Pentagon placed on terrorist watch list. |
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GAO: All 33 Anti-Missile Interceptors
We Rely on to Defend Against a
Nuclear Attack from North Korea
“Susceptible to Experiencing
Failure Modes” and “May Not Work
as Intended”
And they're out of warranty. |
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| REMINDER |
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Take shorter cold showers. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Maryland Governor
Martin O'Malley Makes Official Announcement
He’s running for Vice President. |
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George Pataki Announces Run for
Republican Nomination
Says he's doing it to let friends,
relatives know he's alive. |
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