| PEOPLE |
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 Weighing
Campaign Finance Law, Scalia
Says, “I Don't Think $3.5 Million is a
Heck of a Lot of Money”
Barely enough to buy a Congressman. |
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 Alice Munro
Wins Nobel Prize for Literature
But Canadians have unfair advantage because
all they do is play hockey, write fiction. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Nielsen Introduces New Rating System
to Measure Audience for TV-Related
Conversations on Twitter
The Banal-O-Meter. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 JP MorganChase
Reports Rare Quarterly Loss
Bank forced to wear old clothes, skip some
meals, live in car. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Space Station to Get 3-D Printer
To Make Parts, Tools
And new life forms. |
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 Mars Rover
Sends Back High-Resolution Image of Penny
Covered in Martian Dust
So far it's found $1.49 in small change. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Chicken Nuggets Less
Than 50% Chicken
More than 50% nugget. |
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 Study:
Sprite Best Cure for Hangover
Just add gin. |
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| POLL |
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60% Say Fire Every Member of Congress
Except theirs. |
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