| TECHNOLOGY |
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 “Lily Collins”
2013's Most Dangerous Search With Highest Likelihood of
Virus
To those unfamiliar with Lily Collins, Google her. |
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Small Business Owners Say Bad Yelp
Reviews Go to Top of Page Unless They
Advertise on Yelp
Yelp replies advertising just insurance “in
case something bad should happen, know
what I mean?” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Bible Belt Loves Porn More Than
Cosmopolitan Areas
And damn proud of it. |
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U.S. Leads World With 716 Out of 100,000 People in Prison
We also lead world in prison novels. |
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Study: Service at Fast-Food
Drive-Thrus Eight Seconds
Slower Than Last Year
Making Americans eight seconds late
to their cardiologist. |
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| PEOPLE |
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 Obama Tells
GOP to “Knock It Off”
“Suck it up,” “cut to the chase,”
and “shit or get off the pot.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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1 in 7 Borrowers Defaulted
On Their Student Loans, a
Percentage of...
Sorry, time's up. |
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| SPORTS |
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Obama Suggests Redskins
Change Name
Unfortunately, Braves, Chiefs and Indians already taken. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Airbus
Passengers Pay $9000 to Fly in
Zero Gravity for a Few Minutes
Exit plane saying they feel $9000 lighter. |
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