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WHITE HOUSE
CALLS FOR END TO LEAKS
Hires expert
"plumber"
(right) to fix problem. |
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N. Korea: We're Making
Nuclear Bombs
Bush: British intelligence tells us
you're not. |
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China, Italy, Ireland Convene
Inaugural Conference
First annual gathering of countries with
starchy diets goes well. |
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Report: Saudi Arabia Seeking
Nukes
Now appears that all Mideast countries
have them except Iraq. |
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Bubble Boy
Escapes
Current whereabouts are
unknown. |
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Bush: WMD Report Justifies
Case for War
If we hadn’t attacked we never
would have known there was no
reason to do so. |
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Government to Study
Effectiveness
Of Do-Not-Call Registry
Will conduct phone survey at dinner time. |
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White House: No Need for
Independent Counsel to Probe
Outing of CIA Spy
No evidence of blow jobs found. |
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REMINDER
To the victor go the reconstruction
contracts. |
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Five States Miss Deadline to
Lower DUI Threshold to .08% Blood Alcohol
All five swear it won't happen again. |
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Poll: Number of Scandals
Confusing Public
Many think Rush Limbaugh leaked name of
CIA operative to Arnold Schwarzenegger,
who then groped Karl Rove. |
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