| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 New Show “Sex Box”
Featuring Actual Sex Causing Uproar in UK
As one critic pointed out, “It's something that's
simply not done here.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox News Refers to Government
Shutdown as “Slimdown”
Refers to debt ceiling as “Meaningless IOU.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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AT&T, Sprint, Verizon, T-Mobile Team
Up to Stop Texting While Driving
Despite the billions it earns them. |
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 Defective Barbie
Dolls Recalled
If you purchased a Barbie that was dumpy
and overweight (right), you may return it for a full
refund. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: 86% of Church Holy Water
Contains Fecal Matter
And don't ask about the wafers. |
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Physical Evidence Found for
Why Some of Us Are Larks,
Some of Us Are Night Owls
Some of us know how to set a digital alarm
clock, some of us don't. |
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 NASA: Plastic
Detected on Saturn Moon Titan
Could prove a limitless source of cheap,
flimsy goods |
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 Gleaming Beetle
One of Many New Insects
Discovered in Suriname
Pest control experts rushed to Suriname. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Pessimists Live Longer
But don't expect to, don't enjoy it. |
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