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 NO. 783 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 5 - 11, 2015 

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MARS HAS WATER
Still needs women.
 
WORLD NEWS
Popeís U.S. Visit Deemed
Huge Success

Fiatís stock soars.
Spain Welcomes Back 3.5
Million Descendants of
Those Expelled in 1492

Says place hasn't been the same without them.
 
TRAVEL
South Dakota Tribe to Open
Nation's First Marijuana Resort

And first casino to use Oreos as chips.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Troubled Jeb Bush Campaign in Panic Mode
May be forced to add an exclamation point or two.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Call for Action After Latest Mass Killing
Round up, deport mentally ill.
VA Study: When Health Care
Is Equal, Blacks Outlive Whites

Concludes we should give it a try.
 
REMINDER
  Morbidly obese is the new pleasantly plump.
 
Asian Immigrants to Surpass Latino Immigrants by Mid-Century
Chinese will become language we wonít learn, replacing Spanish.
 
POLITICS
Next Republican Debate to Have Stricter Criteria for Inclusion
Candidates must have offended at least one ethnic group or gender to participate.
Tax Group: Trump's Tax
Plan Would Cost $12 Trillion
Over Ten Years

But at least we'd be rid of that pesky estate tax.
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