Ironic Times

 NO. 316 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2006 

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  VAST MAJORITY OF
IRAQIS WANT FOREIGN
TROOPS TO LEAVE

But differ on timing of their departure.
 
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Paid Pakistanis $5,000 Bounty For Every Person Reported As a Terrorist
May soon offer similar deal to Americans.
PR Firm That Paid Newspapers
To Print Stories Favorable to
U.S. Wins New Contract

Democracy spreads, U.S. now regarded as liberators.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
First Zero-Gravity Operation Called a Success
Patient survives surgery, pays bill on time.
U. S. NEWS
Senate Approves $70 Billion
More for War

Makes check out to Halliburton.
Directors of Federal Agency for Poor
Respond to Inspector General's
Report of Luxury Meals, Limos,
Other Wasteful Spending

Call for Inspector General's firing.
House Panel Blasts HP Execs
Insists warrantless spying on private citizens is government responsibility.
 
 
REMINDER
  700-mile fences make good neighbors.
 
Woodward Book: Bush, Cheney Meet Regularly With Henry Kissinger
They sit around and listen to old Nixon tapes.
Report: Drug Cartels Using
Suburban Homes to Grow Pot

Feds begin aerial spraying of gated communities.
 
ENVIRONMENT
White House Barred Release of
Report Linking Worsening
Hurricanes to Global Warming

Believe hurricanes more closely linked to God's wrath at homosexuals.
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